Friday, May 11, 2012

Irrational senseless females and the men who put up with them.


Why are there so many psycho girls out there who make it bad for the normal ones? I don’t understand why guys stay with them, let alone marry them! Is it some caveman instinct to fight for something even if it’s not worth it?

I have a best male friend who has fallen into this trap THREE times! For the purpose of this blog he’ll be Mark. I met Mark after his first engagement was broken off because she cheated and left him for a younger guy. We became the greatest friends divulging in our secrets of the world and came to the quick realization that we stay even when it gets bad because A) we feel bad and B) the next one will probably be just as crazy if not worse (horrible train of thought). Eventually he got back with her and they were re-engaged, which promptly ended a few months later. It was very hard for him to stay single because he insisted that he was ‘meant to be married’ (another horrible train of thought)! As you’re probably assuming, he was engaged to marry for a THIRD time (new girl but same name, coincidence?) nevertheless this wasn’t any ol’ proposal, not for Mark, this was a 2 week of knowing you proposal. Maleficent is what we’ll call her. She was ‘perfect’- outgoing, made him laugh, good shape, sexy, fun…you get the picture. How could he pass up this opportunity to be with A girl of his dreams. The moment “precious” molded to her greedy, jealous, selfish, ugly ring finger her true side emerged like a succubus queen. I’m not sure if the weight or screaming came first, it was too awful to bare. She immediately demanded his passwords…to everything. She insisted checking his phone at night, having his Facebook alerts connected to her email, etc. Then came the purging. Friends and loved ones thrown into the abyss, cast aside to make way for Mark’s dungeon. Maleficent swore that he had cheated with me, since this was farce it frustrated Mark and I very much. We tried to maintain an open friendship but it was cast in the shadows forcing late night calls and secret emails from made up screen names…fun but annoying regardless. I urged him to break it off but he informed me she promised to get better, she had a history of being cheated on and wanted to make sure it would never happen again. On the subject but off topic *IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU SEARCH OR WHAT THE LEVEL OF PRISONER IS, IF SOMEONE WANTS TO CHEAT THEY WILL* Making a very long story short they got married, sort of. She put on 15 pounds +, wrote to me pretending to be him, stabbed him with a fork and shouted blasphemies all while pretending to be the victim. It’s been hell on Earth for over a year but it’s trickling to an end thanks to my persistent pushing for him to walk away. He is too young to think his life is over and he will not find someone else. This horror story happens all to often, and we choose to ignore it. I propose an organization or group session to abolish nutcase women and their deceiving ways. I’m not surprised tales like this make good men fear good women. Mark is patiently waiting for their lease to expire and is in the process of maintaining singlehood to his surprising happiness and my sanity.  
ME
Mark
Maleficent


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